Baker in the mineshaft?

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I was watching "Diamonds" from Season 1 today and there's a scene where Ray comes in with butter (to grease up Deb's finger), and she wakes up and is like WTF, and Ray goes "Want to play baker in the mineshaft?" And she looks at him and goes ".... Okay. But I get to be the baker this time."

Errrr... was this about anal or something? The last time I saw something involving a stick of butter was Last Tango in Paris with Marlon Brando.

[Maximus]

Man, only Jo0 could have come up with a warped explanation like that. I don't see any sexual intimation behind that term.

BTW, you could have asked Ray that question if you'd gone to his book signing on Friday!

[davej]

I asked about this game on another board and no one had ever heard of it.

I do not think it is a real game. And I do not thik Ray and Debra would do anything anal.

I just think this is something that came out of the fertile warped mind of one of the writer.

LOL

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yupi2004 said:

Man, only you could come up with a warped explanation like that. I don't see any sexual intimation behind that term.

You haven't seen Last Tango in Paris, have you?

Believe me, if you saw it you would've thought the same thing I did!

[Maximus]

I haven't..

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Well basically there is a scene where Marlon Brando is lying in the livnig room floor, the hot lead actress comes in, and he just keeps repeating "Get me a stick of butter." She's all pissed, but she gets it anyways and throws it down next to him.

I forget how it starts but somewhere along the way he starts anal pounding her pretty hard. I don't think she knew what was gonna happen with that butter.

[Maximus]

Man, I didn't ask jo0 to elaborate! No thanks to you, I may never touch another stick of butter again.

[mallanmaz]

The only explanation is anal sex. Can't believe the writers put that one in.

[Kay]

It's not about that at all. It's just a "bedroom suggestion" from Ray.

You know how he is always coming up with all these character suggestions...that all they were referring to with that.

Man you guys have sick minds!

[Ryan]

Sick mind?? He said MINESHAFT... Besides, a guy doesn't ask a chick to play a "game" in the bedroom unless it has sexual connotation. And... you can't believe they'd put that in there? Cause "Everybody Loves Raymond" NEVER has any sexual innuendo in it {sarcasm}.

[Anonymous]

That episode is on right now and it's definitely about sex. After the commercial break Debra's in the shower while Raymond's shaving (and trying to steal the ring while she showers) and she says "That was fun last night Ray...and it was so romantic how you kept holding my hand."

I was a bit surprised, too, I have to say! Funny though.

[jensen]

Yea its pretty obvious...

Game starts as the the baker part:

Baker is kneading and messaging with baby powder (like flour) shoulders and back (maybe even a little rolling pin as a message tool). The as he moves down below the shoulders and upper back, butter replaces powder.

Next is the mine shaft part. The butter acts as lube. Its all done in the dark with a flash light like in a mine shaft. The mine is anal and the shaft is the man and the butter is lube.

Very sensual, very erotic, very sexual and WAY TO DIRTY FOR RAYMOND!

[Zeli]

He made it up. He had a flashlight and some butter, wanting to remove Debra's engagement ring so that he could replace the diamond.

[TabTab]

It was so sexual, I just watched the part its on now and it Valentine's day lol so funny love this show!

[Ray]

Not sexual at all you fucking cucks.