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Post by madison on Mar 8, 2004 17:49:01 GMT -5
Hi, just saw this episode last night and laughed my ass off. Does anyone have a transcript of it? Or know where you can get one? Mainly of when he is saying he recorded what she sounds like on his dictaphone and she calls him a gigantic ass and a dirfwadd.
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Post by transporter on Mar 8, 2004 19:31:03 GMT -5
I can transcribe it for you... I have the episode downloaded.
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Post by transporter on Mar 8, 2004 19:44:28 GMT -5
Ray: "What'd you do?"
Debra: "Told ya, went shopping with Amy."
Ray: "Shopping? For five hours? Where are you shopping bags?"
Debra: "I didn't buy anything. We just walked around for awhile, then we went back to Amy's, talk and relaxed."
Ray: "Sitting around talking, relaxing. Want to hear my evening? I fed the kids dinner. Peanut butter and jelly. Then I gave them a bath because they were covered in peanut butter and jelly. Then I'm mean because I won't let them sleep in a treehouse, and then they went to bed yelling and screaming. SO that was my evening, thank you very much."
Debra: "Well that's my evening every night"
Ray: "OH DON'T EVEN! You just wanted me to suffer tonight! It's not fair! You get to walk out and do whatever you want, and let's just say it, use your ladies days as an excuse to treat me rotten every month."
Debra: "My needing to get out of here once in awhile has nothing to do with my 'ladies days'"
Ray: "Bullllloney."
Debra: "What?"
"Ray: "BULLONEY! You want to see? I don't care! I don't care anymore. I tried being nice and that doesn't work. Here, look at this, see this day, that's today. Now,t his is last month. What a coincidence that on the same day last month, I found my golf clubs upside down in the garbage can! I'm telling ya, I'm sick of this! Every month, the same wacko screaming at me for no reason. Having meltdowns, crying, crying over nothing! And you won't even admit what it is, and GOD FORBID I mention what might be the problem! I think you enjoy your ladies days because you think I deserve to be treated like this. Oh look what day it is, come here, ray, POW POW POW POW POW. Ohhhh I've been saving that up. And a couple of days after that, you're like ohhh sorry Ray I was just a little y'kno.... and by the way the next time I used those clubs I shot a 110 so don't think I don't know you put a curse on them!"
Debra: "You are out of your mind."
Ray: "Nooooo YOU ARE! Once a month! If what I'm saying isn't true, how come you don't treat me like this on all the other days."
Debra: "I treat you just fine, Ray, you're just mad because you had to spend one lousy night with the kids."
Ray: "Oh so you don't get crazy this time of month? You remain perfectly calm, don't overreact, don't treat me meanly or yell at me like a screaming raving maniac?"
Debra: "No I do not."
Ray: "4:38 today, right when the guys went home."
Debra on the tape: " I TOLD YOU EIGHTM ILLION TIMES, WHEN YOU EMPTY THE DRIER YOU CLEAN THE LINT SCREEN. LOOK AT ALL THIS LINT! WHAT DO YOU LIKE LINT RAY? MAYBE I SHOULD GET YOU SOME FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY, HERE'S YOUR LINT!"
Ray: "I just thought you'd... y'kno, want to hear what you sound like when you're like this.... okay?"
Debra: "You are a gigantic ASS!"
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Post by Snuffleupagus on Mar 8, 2004 20:17:43 GMT -5
What's a dirfwad?
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Post by transporter on Mar 14, 2004 17:11:01 GMT -5
Man, not even a thank you for typing all that.
I'm not taking any more requests from non-regulars. =P
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Post by Maximus on Mar 14, 2004 21:55:20 GMT -5
I thought your response was motivated by your selfless desire to help the OP.
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Post by Samantha on Mar 15, 2004 0:17:56 GMT -5
And I thought it was motivated because you really really like to type stuff  |
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